Chips. French Fries - call 'em what you will.
Someone always pinches a chip from your bag. You say, "Fancy some chips?" Ever heard anyone say, "Oh no, I don't fancy chips." No. Nobody ever said that. (See Ice Cream - in the same series)
Nobody ever said,"No. Not chips. Get me a mung bean, tahini and alfalfa wrap" did they?
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4 comments:
Add crisps and sweets to the list..
Yes. Chips should carry a safety warning.
I agree that crisps should go on the list but I am not a great sweetie fan. I have said "no" to sweeties.
In-car sweeties are essential - I favour something called "aromatics" - little, cinnamon flavoured lozenges or extra strong mints.
Hello Jules,
Captain Nice here just filling in for my pal, Mr Weasel. I must point out, politely, that doughnuts are fattening. I can give you the number for cwispy cweme anonymous if you have come to a point of wealisation about your pwoblem.(40-a-day! sounds like a case of Wenommiershmiss!)
Kind wegards,
Captain Nice (fighting all things that aren't nice)
I said no to chips one day last week. Wife had suggested chips for dinner. I said no, because I'd had chips for lunch.
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