The Unequivocal Anal Bleaching Test
The internet is wonderful isn't it? You can find anything from wierd pornography to ...well other weird pornography. If you like your partner to be fat...no let's call a spade a spade, you are a FEEDER!, you can find that gal who will let you supersize her. And so on. You may have accidentally(yeah) stumbled upon it yourself.
Now, the big question is, are you more important than anal bleaching? You see, Google it and there are currently about 191,000 entries on the subject. Well, 191,001 if you count this one.
The problem is this. One of my favourite poets, John Clare, someone who devoted his life and his sanity to poetry, barely scrapes ahead with 197,000 references. Just 6000 more than Anal bleaching. Lets take artists who have made a significant contribution to our wealth of culture; Stanley Spencer, Edward Burra and Patrick Heron, all artists of note, and they suffer badly against the test.
What lessons are we to draw from this? I don't know, but it does not bode well for the future of cyberspace.
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Tuesday, January 24, 2006