Urgent Warning!

It has come to my attention that inadvertantly popping a whole JAFFA CAKE in your mouth UPSIDE DOWN can lead to a strange sensation. It is very weird - much odder than it should be. The sponge bit tends to stick to the roof of your mouth, and the gooey choclatey bit attempts to ooze out of the corners of your mouth. Don't try it unless you are being supervised and have a suitably trained masseuse available.

Will you be wearing Lederhosen, blindfolded, whilst a dominatrix places the aforsaid sweetmeat in your mouth at a party?
I wont.

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1 comment:

Lesley McDade said...

Eating the whole box causes a strange sensation too - [sic]