Frank followed the Rodeo
Since Brokeback Mountain came out Hollywood has been busy commissioning a few more cowboy movies with a novel twist.
FRANK FOLLOWED THE RODEO is about a closet frotteur, Frank Fannon. He marries the girl from next door. Unfortunately, nextdoor is a mortuary and Gina has a phobia about washing her hands - an unfortunate trait for a mortuary attendant, but it would have been wrong to discriminate against someone with her condition.
Inevitably, family tensions arise and Frank is forced to leave his cowboy job and become a trainee sausage wrangler for Walmart, with a good final salary pension scheme and preferential stock options included in the employee benefits.
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Friday, April 14, 2006