Men's revelations! Exclusive!
Kevin Costner, an American film actor, has been at the centre of a bit of local difficulty here in Deep Fried Mars Bar Land.
Apparently he decided to have a J Arthur Rank in front of his masseuse up at the grand Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Fife. She objected to this bit of onanistic activity for professional reasons and anyway she wasn't that kind of masseuse, and then got dismissed when she complained to the management.
Women want equality. They say they do, but blokes, if it was Sharon Stone enjoying a private moment publicly, and you were the masseur in question would you go blabbing to the management? Of course not, you would be boasting about it to your mates down the pub.
Women! Know your limits!
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Sunday, April 30, 2006