Ann Widdecombe's Week HIGNFY
I had a delightful time on "Have I got News for You" . You don't realise it unless you are in the studio, but Ian Hislop is tiny. They have to put him on a soft cushion. Everyone in the studio seems to use inhalers of some sort and their noses drip all over the script.
Of course I knew they would bring up the old "something of the night" chestnut, as if it is the only thing I ever said. I also said that Michael Howard smelt of Maltesers, and couldn't pronounce "risible" without making everyone in the department burst out laughing, but I said it on the day we invaded Iraq, so you probably missed it.
David Starkey says that I am bossy and make him want to vomit. No dear, that's the mouth full of cock. Take it out at once.
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Sunday, December 03, 2006