I just received this email from someone I don't know:
My name is Gordon Ubangi Brown. I am high up in the government of my country. Your name has been given to me because you are an esteemed member of the British Empire. I have proposal for you, and you alone. I have misappropriated on your esteemed behalf, a sum of £2,000,000,000,000. It is sitting in a bank somewhere, but I am afraid that I am unable to access it due to the terrible regime in my country. I need to find an honest person who can bank this money for me, and you Mr Weasel seem eminently suited to the task.
I plead with you to help me, and not tell someone called Harriet Harman. If you wish to assist me please send, forthwith the details of your bank account and your password. As you know, I already take a considerable amount of your income from you already, so you can trust me. If you could also provide the details of all the final salary schemes, and where I can plunder them, I would be in your debt.