Bernie Ecclestone gets fleeced

Poor old Bernie Ecclestone. His very tall wife stands to get one billion bazoombas from the diminutive boss of F1 and well known briber of the Labour party, in a record divorce settlement.

So, Mrs Ecclestone (former model), what first attracted you, as struggling brolly dolly and parvenu model, to the multibillionaire midget, Bernie Ecclestone?

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