Gordon Brown, famous for inventing the Wall of Spin, and considered to be one of finest weirdos in the business, has been declared sane by a leading pop mogul.
At a recent trial, where the defendent was seen smirking like a tit and doodling on a pad of paper throughout the prosecution's brilliant summing up, Brown appeared calm, collected and mad as a chocolate cheeseburger.
Brown, it was revealed, had entertained a faded starlet, Dolly Draper, for lunch, but things got out of hand, according to witnesses. "It was a Red Rag to Gordon", said an anonymous witness.
UPDATE for confused readers:
Sorry folks, I seem to have gotten two separate stories very muddled up.