Swedes invade British Way of life in shock village purchase

The Shock news that Stefan Persson, 61 is about to buy the Linkenholt estate near Andover, Hampshire, for £25 million, reports the Telegaph:

The deal includes an Edwardian-style manor house, 1,500 acres of farmland, a 425-acre wood, a cricket pitch and 21 cottages leased to villagers, reports said.

Well Mr Perrson, we don't want you over here with your Absulut Vodka, your chic furniture, Your Rorstrand Red Top ovenware, Your high achieving schools and attractive social model,Your Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn and Anni Frid, your well built cars, Meatballs, your Swedish sex videos, your...

Oh. Wait a minute. Are any of these cottages available for rent, dear Mr Persson?

5 comments:

strapworld said...

WW.

But we have been saying this about the Scots down here without any luck!

I am keeping my head down writing this as, uyou know, I am now living in the valleys and the marauding welsh singers are about! They rape, pillage and sing whilst they do it.

Just what they sing as the take my virginity I have no wish to find out!

what, by the way has happenned to your site?

Wrinkled Weasel said...

Site? Is there something wrong?
Scots will not invade South of the Border. I don't suppose they would think it worth their while.

Those who do make it are the rejects, who have all but lost their right of abode and who have to live in side streets in Westminster.

Alistair Darling is banned in most pubs up here, so it's only a matter of time before the Un-Scottish activities committee convenes.

strapworld said...

WW. There are no links to other blogs- which I have found of particular interest, and amusement.

also there are only two posts on it this one and the one immediately below 'unleashing typhon'

By the way. The sixties song GO NOW who recorded it?

I think it needs re-releasing with new words fit for this incompetent,criminal cabal in charge!!

strapworld said...

MOODY BLUES , how could I forget!

anyway please get your people to re-record this please!!



We,re ready to say
Goodbye
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Before we see you cry
We don't want you to tell us just what you intend to do now
'Cause how many times do we have to tell you Brownie, Brownie.
we wanna see you go, see you go
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

We're ready to say
So long
We wanna see you go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Don't you even try
Tellin' us that you really don't want it to end this way
'Cause darlin', & Brown, can't you see we dont want you to stay
Yeah, yeah

Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now go now, go now (Go now)
Before we see you cry
We don't want you to tell us just what you intend to do now
'Cause how many times do we have to tell you Brownie, Brownie
We no longer want you around We longer want you around
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We wanna see you go but Brownie you better go now

Wrinkled Weasel said...

The Moody Blues. Of course. They would have been my first guess, but you got there!