Nipples in the Film

How do you know Charlene Spiteri is a veggie? Because she sings "I've never eaten mincemeat" in the Texas hit, "Once in a lifetime".
Did you know, Paul McCartney sang, "She's got a chicken to ride"? You can see a version of that one at

Many hours of fun can be had trying to decipher the lyrics of songs. My favourite  one at the moment is this, in which the Dutch chap sings about Nipples in the Film, which I am sure you agree can just tip the judges in favour of an Oscar. The band/singer is called Toontje Lager. "Nipples in the film, they fill it..." Clearly, a lot of nipples, in a film, gets bums on seats.


Conan the Librarian™ said...

"Spare him his life and his pork sausages"

"I'm gonna eat my baby"

"Whenever you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

Jim Baxter said...

That reminds me of a useful website:

Richard said...

Did you know these have a name? They are called mondegreens, from "The Bonnie Earl O' Moray":

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl O' Moray,
And Lady Mondegreen.

My favourite of all time is Jimi Hendrix's "Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

T. P. Fuller said...

I could never work out why the Moody Blues entitled one of their songs "Gonad".