The idea is simple enough: as more and more children have sex, no doubt encouraged by their uman rights and they have a note and everything and that Tracy's a right slut and Mrs Thursby will give you a blowjob if you get your homework in on time...
Where was I? Oh yes, small condoms. The story is HERE I shall certainly be buying them - for my less fortunate friends. I can see the scene in the shop...
"Bonjour, Madame, un paquet de préservatifs petite s'il vous plaît. Ah euh, ils ne sont pas pour moi, ils sont pour mon fils, et euh, je vais avoir un paquet d'extra large pour moi"
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This reminds me of the Cold War joke, where the Americans wanted to prove how superior Western life was, so as a propaganda exercise sent in a massive order to a Russian condom factory for ten million condoms 15" long by 4" wide. The Russians sent them back to the US in boxes marked "medium".
The old ones are the best, or so I keep telling my girlfriends.
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