Check your bottom
Somehow I don't know where to start; this happened in Lincolnshire, my home county, the woman must have been very drunk, and she was examined by a Dr called Killan Mbewe, whose Zambian medical qualifications did not apparently cover loo brushes up the rectum, how to spot them, and how to remove them.
Now, I don't know about you, but I have a very sensitive bottom. I am one of the many poor souls who buy that moist bathroom stationery, and so I reckon I could tell if I had something larger than a matchstick up there. Anal sex would have been right out for me, even if I fancied it, which I don't. I thought doctors were paid to look at bottoms. Have they stopped doing them under health and safety rules? Are women from Lincolnshire so terminally stupid that they are happy to walk around with small domestic appliance up their bums?
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Thursday, May 20, 2010