GUEST CONTRIBUTOR - Colonel Mustard
Hello plebs! It's time for meeeeee to take over this insufferably hip, tawdry and gloppy blog! I am Colonel Mustard, and I will be dropping in from time to time to let you know the real truth - the TRUTH about Tony Blair and the sequined lavatory paper - the real truth behind Lester Piggot's training bra - the real truth about Angela Lansbury's moustache. Mad? Me?
Notice how Gordon Brown only washes his hair on Budget Days? He had a new shirt too because his usual shirts all curl at the collar. Does not bode well for a potential leader eh? EH?
Anybody want to buy a used Abu Hamsa glove puppet? Too late, I have put it on e-bay so you can fuck off.
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Friday, March 24, 2006