GUEST CONTRIBUTOR - Colonel Mustard


Hello Weasel, you old euphemism for a shriveled dick! Thought you could get rid of me eh? Well not that easily. hahahahah muuwwahhhh!

You think you can write a blog and get away with this crapulous plop! You might have been right about Tony Blair though.

The Commonwealth games? We are crap at that too. Why do the BBC waste time on this load of tits? Watching overly endowed men in tight fitting lycra is there for one thing and one thing only - to excite and titilate the lovies at the BBC sports department cos they are all nancy boys.

Text messges? Can you understand them?

You wont get rid of me that easily ol' Weas....

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