GUEST CONTRIBUTOR - Captain NICE



Hello fwiends. Captain Nice here.

I hope I can call some of you fwiends. I enjoyed the Weasel's occasional series "No one ever said that".

So I have bwought you my own!

Would you like a nice cup of Tea? Of course you would. No one ever said, "No, I wouldn't like a nice cup of tea. No one ever said, "Don't bwing me a nice cup of tea, bwing me a glass of cawwot juice" did they? No. No one ever said that.

Kind Wegards,
Captain Nice

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, pretty much by definition, if it was a NICE cup of tea you would like it, wouldn't you? On the other hand, noone ever said 'Would you like a horrible cup of tea?'

Anonymous said...

Well Mrs Nice! how erm.. nice of you to pop in. Ivor Cutler did a piece about old cups of tea - and some of them were not so good. In his storwy you could buy new, still warm cups of tea to weally gwusome wank cups that were days old.

Anonymous said...

HAHA!
Youre so AWESOME! :o)