Guest Contributor - CAPTAIN NICE

Hello fwiends, Captain Nice here. Now, I know that some of you would wather it was that all wound wotter, Colonel Mustard doing this, but he is away being perfectly howwid to somebody.

Anyway, here are my answers.

I AM: a Superhewo with a slight speech impediment
I WANT: world peace and harmony and most of the things in the American Declaration of Independence, especially,

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

I HATE: having to clean my super suit.
I MISS: my Gwan and her funny smell
I FEAR: not having a girlfwiend at the moment
I HEAR: Angels singing - smack in the middle of May. I go around like there's snow around...
I WONDER: what you are.
I REGRET: my pwesent choice of superpowers e.g. the ability to identify cwisp flavours whilst wearing a blindfold. Gweat at parties, but wubbish in the fight against all things not nice.
I AM NOT: Gay, but will fight for the wight of people to be so.
I DANCE: don't have the time!
I SING: the body electric, The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them.
I SEE: for miles (one of my better super powers and not the wesult of too many dwugs)
I CRY: never cwy.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: able to make myself understood
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: tectonic plates
I WRITE: to heal the world of things that are not nice
I CONFUSE: people called, "Fwank" and compliments with mild pity.
I NEED: parity with Superman and Batman
I SHOULD: go soon and wescue a distwessed Liberal Democwat.
I START: with a big heart and kind words
I FINISH:..Yours sincerely, CAPTAIN NICE