Never know quite what to say in those awkward moments?

My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a triceratops, I feed it dipshits! For I speak only the GOD DAMN Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwards!

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