Stop Press!!!!! A late entry into the Eurovision Song Contest. Ruritania's Ludmilla Bathory has provided us with the quintessential Euro Song,
SAVE ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN AND ORPHANED FLUFFY KITTENS.
( All proceeds to Elastoplast)
The World is very hard
And sometimes not so nice
The iron grip of indifference
holds me like a vice
but when I see a kitten
or a crying child
I drown my sorrows down the pub
with a pint of Mild
SOrry - I cannot go on - I am choked with emotion.