Guest contributor - COLONEL MUSTARD

Hello you weekend leisure shoppers. Bought any crap sofas at DFS recently? Your old mate the Colonel is back, dispensing spleen and gratuitious fuckeroo to you and your stinky underpants friends. The Weasel is such a lazy wanker and I suppose in a way I am glad he is back cos it means I can hack into his poofy do goody blog. But I have to go. No seriously. I have a job interview with British Airways and I have to decide what to wear. I thought I would turn up with a large dildo attached to my forehead since it might make me look like potential management material. Your best mate COLONEL MUSTARD

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