Snot


Yes, I have just been to a post mortem and here are a few bits I sliced earlier.

"Mmm" I said, washing them down with a swig of Chablis, "I'm getting snot and a top note of cyclist's scrotum"

5 comments:

a.c.t. said...

I had them for the first time a few months back - it was a bit like swallowing phlem floating on the surface of the sea, but I will persist and try them again.

Red said...

I live near Whitstable and often walk past stalls selling oysters. Yet I cannot bring myself to try them. How horribly parochial of me. There you go, my gastronomic reputation is in tatters...

a.c.t. said...

Red that's where I had mine. I think you should try them anyway from that place Wheeler's Oyster Bar. They're not that expensive so even if you don't like them, you haven't wasted too much money. Dai!

Wrinkled Weasel said...

Seems I am not the only one who isn't impressed by oysters.. Whelks yes, and of course mussels and cockles.

ems said...

Red - I am so glad you've said that. We went to Whitstable twice in the summer and I desperately wanted to try the oysters because I felt I should. I just couldn't bring myself to do it though.