I love Switzerland. Bastardy bum I have cancelled a trip to Vaud because my GBPs aint worth shit anymore.
However, a regular commenter on Iain Dale, recommends we invade Switzerland. This is a great idea. What we need is a plan and a pretext.
I hear they have Watches of Mechanical Distinction. (see photogaphic evidence, above) Perhaps a dodgy dossier could be put together from somebody's undergraduate dissertation. Probably only cost me a tenner to use it, Five if you skimp on the footnotes and bibliography. All that CERN stuff and Higgin Bosuns. They can't prove they are not going to end the universe with it, can they? A haven for Tourism and Tourist activity, as George W would say.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace. Not anymore!
Let's go! We''ll be taking snaps by the Jet d'Eau by lunchtime!
I have been informed by a reliable source in Downing Street that the Swiss have the capability to dispatch an international passenger train within 45 minutes of its scheduled departure time. Bastards.
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Saturday, March 07, 2009