Women can be fooled

Blokes - if you are caught, red handed, and the evidence is plain that you have been fooling around, then I recommend the "alien" defense. Works for me every time.

This is true:

In 1989, RAF Wattisham in Suffolk was phoned by a “distressed female” who described being engaged in conversation by an alien with a Scandinavian accent while walking her dog. The alien then departed in his spaceship.

Women - Know Your Outer Limits!

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