It is an absolute rule with me that, wherever you go in the world, you should observe the local mores and customs and the laws. And so it is with not much sympathy that I relay the news that, yet another randy Brit is facing jail in an Arab State..for kissing in a restaurant.
26 year-old Charlotte Adams says it was "just a peck on the cheek". (Somehow I doubt that. I could not resist, at the very least, an exchange of bodily fluids, could you?) Adams was arrested, with the kissee, after a 38 year-old local woman reported her. It is important you see a picture of Charlotte, for she is a babe. Had she been like the wizened old prune who ratted on her, who is probably so ugly she has to have a bag over her head, there may have been less fuss.
Muslim women who refuse to do their jobs in the UK, such as refusing to serve Alcohol, or dispense medicines, or those who refuse to go through body scanners at airports, should either, a. remember we are not under Sharia Law in Britain, and b. if they don't like it, they can fuck off. The rule is, you do what the locals do. And it works both ways. This is a country of tolerance and liberality. You cannot opt out and then exact your particular brand of nauseating fanaticism on those who extend that hospitality and understanding towards you.
Oh, and here is a reminder of what you can look forward to in Great Britain if you vote for a party that pursues a policy of appeasement and "cultural sensitivity";