Apparently there is a story going around again about dodgy eggs. Dioxin residue in commercially produced eggs, leeched over from the feed, which by the way is probably full of more shite than Nick Robinson.
Sorry if you are pregnant. I gather it is illegal to dock tails these days.
Of course, the Weasel has had his own private supply of eggs now for 8 years. Our chickens are fed on mixed corn, layers pellets and rice, followed by porridge and occasionally a bit of cheese. (chickens will do anything for cheese and a chicken that does not eat cheese is a dead chicken)
So while you are all growing extra fingers and feeling like you have just eaten at the Vladimir Putin Sushi Bar and Grill, Weasel is enjoying wonderfully dioxin free eggs. Fuck off, losers!