Don't ever, ever say that. At least, after eight years in Scotland I have learned that one. Scotch is what you drink.
Today I realised I had to go out and do my messages. At the shop counter I was asked, "Is that you then ?", to which I replied, putting my messages in my bag, "Aye, that's me". The crazy thing is, I didny even think about it and I am as English as buttered toast. God knows what they will think I am when I finally move back down South. I shall have to remember not to ask for a sengle fesh.
For those of you who are thinking of visiting, watch the following. (The clip disallows embedding)