A perv's guide to literature
Lunge. verb. Can refer to that moment when a gentleman or lady moves towards a part of another gentleman or lady.
Gusset. noun. Parts of clothing that conceal or support naughty bits.
Nomenclature: A collection of naughty words
Quiver: verb. An action, perhaps involuntary, caused by touching or almost touching.
Kumquat: noun. Although many fruits and vegetables are deemed pervy because of shape, this one rests on its name alone.
Fagottini: Often confused with a type of pasta. Quite a lot of Italian words sound rude, so you can always rely on using one or two, such as pizzicato or even, vibrato. The latter has much going for it since it conceals the word, bra.
Muffler: Useful for keeping things warm
Futtock: Most parts of the body can sound funny if you have an imagination.
Crevice: A sprightly, portmanteau noun for any part of the body that may be rude.
Trouser: The single trouser, such as in the phrase trouser area.
Scunthorpe: More or less self-explanatory, as is Staines.
Bulge: Again, can be attributed to various rude bits.
Moist: It is a sad fact that most naughty parts of the body will be moist at some point, but you can use this to your advantage.
Flange: Not just a convenient guitar effect
Gyratory: Sally Traffic often slips "Hangar Lane Gyratory" into what sounds like a perfectly innocuous traffic bulletin.
Vestibule: All containers or areas are a rich source of perv delight.
There may be more....
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Wednesday, February 23, 2011