COMPETITION TIME - CRISPS
Now I know what you are thinking.
"Will it be another one of Weasel's really hard competitions that make me feel intellectually challenged?"
And the answer is NO!!!! You, dear reader, are priveledged to take part in one of the easiest competitions on the planet, perhaps even easier than those phone-ins that ask:
Is your head a. On your shoulders? b. on your feet? c. a small insect?
You don't have to know ANYTHING in fact. All you need to do is tell me, in order of preference, your three favourite flavours (including ready salted) of crisp!
Now here is the bummer: the winner will be chosen entirely at my whim. They will be the person who choice is closest to my three favourite flavours.
So answers on a postcard please, or even to the comments section of this post, beforeFriday 28th April, when the competition will close.
And now for the prize. The prize is another sought after and very exclusive compilation -
This is Perv - a collection of the best ever synth/pervy sex/androgynous leatherwear on CD!
(Owners of This is Perv may select "Cheesy Continental Hits" as a substitute)
Tracks include such memorable ballads as Bondage - Up Yours, Sex Dwarf, and the Perv Anthem, Tainted Love. (Advisory Warning: CD may contain references to premature facial hair, naughty bits, being Welsh, Renommierschmiss, and practices that are regulated by DEFRA)
All blog watchers are eligible to apply. No correspondence will be entered into. Silly or unpleasant flavours of crisp are entered at the competitor's own risk. The value of investments may make you look like a tosser. Compatibility or parity with the Weasel's choice of crisp is not intended to be indicative of a marriage proposal or any other special relationship either implied or historical.
Posted by Wrinkled Weasel on Thursday, April 13, 2006